As a true Midwseternite, I can honestly say I've slathered ranch dressing on just about everything. If it hasn't been in creamy dressing form, the dry seasoning packet has been added to countless dips hors d'oeuvres, that flavor combination's kiss on a dish is unbeatable in your Midwest flavor spectrum.
That being said...ranch flavored soda? Even I don't want to try this.
Clearly it wasn't crated for Minnesotans, as we don't consume SODA- we drink POP.